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Grover Wants You to Smell Like a Monster

"Sesame Street" is made for kids, but darn it, it's a pretty good show no matter how old you are.

And the equally amusing original...

Cheerleader gets eaten by Mascot

Mutant Girl Squad Trailer (Final Splatter Version)

Ninja Bear!

At long last... Tales of an Ancient Empire!

Finally the sequel to the Sword and the Sorceror will find its way to theaters!

TALES OF AN ANCIENT EMPIRE - RED BAND TRAILER - HD version from Albert Pyun on Vimeo.

Shatner Sings "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

William Shatner's over-the-top rendition of "Rocket Man" back in 1978 turned him into a singing (if speaking is singing, that is) sensation, and he hasn't stopped hamming it up musically since. 

On last night's episode of Lopez Tonight, Shatner teamed up with Lin Yu Chun, whose performance of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" on a Taiwanese TV talent show has been viewed almost 6 million times on YouTube, turning him into an Internet sensation.

Check out the musical mayhem below when Capt. Kirk comes face to face with the Taiwanese Susan Boyle. [Source: SciFi.com]

Turning Asian SPOOF

St*r Warz Burlesque Show

What the hell?

How to fake a six pack... more or less.

Field Testing Gone Awry

The 3D Hilarity Lurking Behind Classical Masterpieces

Classical artworks might seem boring, but applying the 3D treatment reveals some highly comical surprises behind the frame. Give it some time—the good stuff starts about 30 seconds in. [Source: Gizmodo.com]

Scarface School Play

Splice This!

Clips from the upcoming Splice movie. This is what happens when your penis comes to life. Really weird stuff! Enjoy!

RoboGeisha

You Kicked My Dog

STAR WARS STORMTROOPER SUPER SHOGUN

The Star Wars Stormtrooper Super Shogun stands a whopping 24 inches tall, and includes all of the features that you expect from an authentic Jumbo: free rotating wheels on the bottom of his feet, and a spring-loaded Rocket Punch firing fist. Utilizing the same techniques implemented by Japanese toy manufacturers in the 1970s, the Super Shogun is constructed from durable, blow-molded polyethylene with a painted vinyl helmet. The figure is articulated at the neck and shoulders, and includes a removable, highly-detailed BlasTech E-11 laser blaster, which even features a posable stock that unfolds from below the barrel. This marks the first authentic Super Shogun produced in over twenty-five years.

 

My Lucky Day!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother's bedside. She's been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness."

"My baby boy..." she whispers before dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother's fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire.

When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, "henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose..." Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.

While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.

Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time-all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation..

Avatized sci-fi stars

If your first thought when you saw Ben Stiller as a Na'vi at the Oscars Sunday night, was "Gee, I wonder what every other Hollywood celebrity I've ever seen would like like Avatized," you're in luck, because that's exactly what Photoshop wizard Robert Paulson has been trying to do ever since James Cameron's blockbuster was released. (Source: SciFi.com)

"It used to take me around four hours to do the first ones, but now it takes me around two hours, using Photoshop on a PC," the 22-year old San Franciscan told the London Telegraph. "I must have spent over 200 hours on this project so far."

Though his wild celebrity makeovers are amazing, Paulson isn't entirely happy with them.

"I am still a perfectionist about it, though," he said. "I feel that I can never get the look of the yellow eyes, with their hypnotic irises and pupils, and the Na'vi's glowing dots to my satisfaction. Yet."

Well, we're satisfied, and we think you'll be, too, so head on over to Paulson's flickr stream for more Avatized stars.

TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke

Another great video from Key of Awesome!

New Zoo Revue gets "Blue"

Never knew that about Charlie and Freddie. Well, yet another childhood remembrance shattered.

Always Check Your Child’s Homework Before it Gets Turned In

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Mrs. Davis,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Harrington

Alvan & the Chipmunkz Gangsta Rap

The Chipmunkz turned to gangsta rap after Dave spent all their money on cocaine. 

Dance of the Dead

DANCE OF THE DEAD is a horror/adventure film that takes place on the night of the big High-School Prom-- the dead rise to eat the living, and the only people who can stop them are the losers who couldn't get dates to the dance.

From LIONSGATE and SAM RAIMI'S GHOST HOUSE UNDERGROUND.

http://www.danceofthedeadmovie.com/

NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD:
http://www.amazon.com/Dance-Dead-Jare...

Outtakes from Harry Potter

During the shooting of HARRY POTTER Alan Rickman forgets he's playing Severus Snape and instead lapses into his Hans Gruber character from DIE HARD.

The Black Hole

A sleep deprived office worker finds a Black Hole whilst photocopying late one night Suddenly the possibilities seem endless. Will greed get the better of him?

Nuki Nuki Nuki

Giant Wascally Wabbit

That's no special effect. That really is a giant wabbit -- er, rabbit.

This huge bunny is named Rudi and comes from a breed called Grey German Giants. He weighs a massive 19 pounds (8.6 kg).   

Its bigger than my dog!

Evil Ponyo

Miyazaki's cute goldfish character has an evil twin! Beware!

MAtrix Ping Pong

This is so freakin' awesome!

MacGruber to the Rescue!

"There are like a million wires in here! I'm just a three wire guy."

Sign On San Diego on the 2010 "Spike and Mike" Animated Film Festival

(Source: Toon Zone) Sign On San Diego has interviewed Craig Decker, the "Spike" half that founded the famous Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation, on the return of the festival after a three year hiatus (Mike Gribble, the "Mike" half, passed away from cancer in 1994). Among other topics, Decker discusses the origins of the Sick and Twisted festival, why the festival has dropped that moniker, why there was a three-year hiatus for the festival, what he looks for in animated films submitted for consideration to the festival, and what he thinks is the future of animated short films. 

"A New Generation of Spike and Mike Animation" will be running at the Museum of Contemporary Art San Diego - La Jolla from February 13 - March 5, 2010. For more details, check out Sign On San Diego's schedule page or the festival page itself.

Doctor Who: Series 5 Preview - BBC One

What's wrong here is that (1) we don't get enough fun scifi shows like this in America, and (2) we have to wait several months just to see it.

Inside Grimmace

Here's an X-ray of the inside of Grimace. Strangely enough, I always thought there was a person inside of that thing. Makes you wonder what's inside Mayor McCheese.

Why can't Barney just buy his own damn Pebbles cereal?

Have you ever noticed that most cereal commercials feature cartoon characters that try to STEAL someone else's cereal? Is it that good that you have to turn to CRIME just to get some breakfast? I mean, what is that teaching our kids? They should be learning to get a job so you can buy your own damn cereal!

Barney eventually gets his due:



Come to think of it, does anyone know if Barney ever had a job in the first place? Makes you wonder what he does during the day when everyone else is at work.

Star Trekkin'

Can't get this damn song out of my head! So I'll just share the pain with everyone. Enjoy! ^^

Lyrics (Words that go with music):

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cuz we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock
It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
it's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
it's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

Well, It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine Room, Mr. Scott:
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty beam me up!

It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow ahhhhh!

Ye canna change the script Jim.
Och, #!& Jimmy.

It's worse than that it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, 'cuz we can't find reverse.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.

Batman Parody: The Dark Knight is Confused

A very funny Batman parody. One actor plays all of the characters in this music video. Now that's talent!

Kick-Ass Red Band Trailer

Kick-Ass: Big Daddy Clip


Trailer at Comic-Con 2009

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The Count's Favorite Hobby

It's All in Your Perspective

Avatar: The Making of the Bootleg

Free Love Forum takes you behind the scenes of the revolutionary new bootleg of the revolutionary new movie.

Starring Jeremy Beiler, Paul Dorfman and Anne Johnson
Written & Directed by Gabe Gronli
Special Thanks to Aaron Cohen and Nick Vasile

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Two hillbillies are accused of being killers by a group of college kids camping near the duo's cabin.