When Its Beyond Sick and Wrong...


Sunday, October 10, 2010

Grover Wants You to Smell Like a Monster

"Sesame Street" is made for kids, but darn it, it's a pretty good show no matter how old you are.

And the equally amusing original...

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Ninja Bear!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

At long last... Tales of an Ancient Empire!

Finally the sequel to the Sword and the Sorceror will find its way to theaters!

TALES OF AN ANCIENT EMPIRE - RED BAND TRAILER - HD version from Albert Pyun on Vimeo.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Shatner Sings "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

William Shatner's over-the-top rendition of "Rocket Man" back in 1978 turned him into a singing (if speaking is singing, that is) sensation, and he hasn't stopped hamming it up musically since. 

On last night's episode of Lopez Tonight, Shatner teamed up with Lin Yu Chun, whose performance of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" on a Taiwanese TV talent show has been viewed almost 6 million times on YouTube, turning him into an Internet sensation.

Check out the musical mayhem below when Capt. Kirk comes face to face with the Taiwanese Susan Boyle. [Source: SciFi.com]

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Saturday, April 17, 2010

St*r Warz Burlesque Show

What the hell?

How to fake a six pack... more or less.

Field Testing Gone Awry

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The 3D Hilarity Lurking Behind Classical Masterpieces


Classical artworks might seem boring, but applying the 3D treatment reveals some highly comical surprises behind the frame. Give it some time—the good stuff starts about 30 seconds in. [Source: Gizmodo.com]

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Splice This!

Clips from the upcoming Splice movie. This is what happens when your penis comes to life. Really weird stuff! Enjoy!


RoboGeisha

Friday, March 19, 2010

You Kicked My Dog

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

STAR WARS STORMTROOPER SUPER SHOGUN

The Star Wars Stormtrooper Super Shogun stands a whopping 24 inches tall, and includes all of the features that you expect from an authentic Jumbo: free rotating wheels on the bottom of his feet, and a spring-loaded Rocket Punch firing fist. Utilizing the same techniques implemented by Japanese toy manufacturers in the 1970s, the Super Shogun is constructed from durable, blow-molded polyethylene with a painted vinyl helmet. The figure is articulated at the neck and shoulders, and includes a removable, highly-detailed BlasTech E-11 laser blaster, which even features a posable stock that unfolds from below the barrel. This marks the first authentic Super Shogun produced in over twenty-five years.
 

Saturday, March 13, 2010

My Lucky Day!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother's bedside. She's been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness."

"My baby boy..." she whispers before dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother's fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire.
When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, "henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose..." Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.

While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.

Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time-all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation..

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Avatized sci-fi stars

If your first thought when you saw Ben Stiller as a Na'vi at the Oscars Sunday night, was "Gee, I wonder what every other Hollywood celebrity I've ever seen would like like Avatized," you're in luck, because that's exactly what Photoshop wizard Robert Paulson has been trying to do ever since James Cameron's blockbuster was released. (Source: SciFi.com)
"It used to take me around four hours to do the first ones, but now it takes me around two hours, using Photoshop on a PC," the 22-year old San Franciscan told the London Telegraph. "I must have spent over 200 hours on this project so far."

Though his wild celebrity makeovers are amazing, Paulson isn't entirely happy with them.
"I am still a perfectionist about it, though," he said. "I feel that I can never get the look of the yellow eyes, with their hypnotic irises and pupils, and the Na'vi's glowing dots to my satisfaction. Yet."

Well, we're satisfied, and we think you'll be, too, so head on over to Paulson's flickr stream for more Avatized stars.